can someone make this a bumper sticker
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Welcome to Amy’s Baking Company.
— Kitchen Nightmares [x]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/4fedbd44f27b83e51a5d39602ebbea56/tumblr_mmuxw8BsfA1qh2o7zo2_250.gif)
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— Kitchen Nightmares [x]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/0cc93eab918e0368fc041693feb20a36/tumblr_mmuxw8BsfA1qh2o7zo4_r1_250.gif)
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— Kitchen Nightmares [x]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/b252c7e5769a75a74ae9f33d3df0e878/tumblr_mmuxw8BsfA1qh2o7zo6_250.gif)
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— Kitchen Nightmares [x]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/85bcbcc337bb0efc6816635a36057041/tumblr_mmuxw8BsfA1qh2o7zo3_r1_250.gif)
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— Kitchen Nightmares [x]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/061d08cd9bed09c6f4e1baa9b1834ccd/tumblr_mmuxw8BsfA1qh2o7zo5_250.gif)
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— Kitchen Nightmares [x]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/0eda9edfeeef16909ca745bde37a1745/tumblr_mmuxw8BsfA1qh2o7zo7_250.gif)
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— Kitchen Nightmares [x]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/674dd2c784a1215480bf32b2ce2ebc7d/tumblr_mmuxw8BsfA1qh2o7zo8_250.gif)
Welcome to Amy’s Baking Company.
— Kitchen Nightmares [x]
Perfect.
Comic Book Cats by Jenny Parks / Tumblr / Store
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F.M.L. -____-
Applying the “skin”… which is air dry crayola clay…
The cardboard “skeleton” if you will.
The word hero is etymologically related to heresy and heretic. All three are derived from the Greek hairétikos, meaning ‘able to choose.’ A hero chooses the questions of his or her life, and thereby his or her quest. For all of us, the question is the ‘quest—I—on.’ In other words, the questions we ask or fail to ask shape the journeys of our lives.
My Escape: Rude Customers
So today I worked from 5 to closing. And for a holiday that is meant to be spent with your family it was packed! So basically packed + blenders = you’re not gonna be able to hear jack shit! Well this lady called in to place an order to pick up. So as she told me her order I recited it back to her…
: Someone had the fucking balls to walk into Coldstone tonight at the busiest time on a Saturday and yell, " come on, come...
Who is new, by the way. It was his first Saturday night at my store, and this is how he was treated … I should mention that when I got there at 6 it was pretty packed and person after fucking person were asking for “Happy birthdays” on their cakes, so when this lady came in I was in the back. I…
What I want to do to my customers at work:
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Customer:
You look too skinny to be working at a burger restaurant. You must not eat here.
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Me:
No, I eat here all the time.
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(in my head):
Fucker.
Welcome, to Fantasia: I got yelled at today by a customer. NO FUCKS WERE GIVEN.
Today is November 1st.
A day most people associate with all the Halloween candy being marked down.
This morning when I got into work, first thing I did was head over to the Halloween aisle to get the everyday candy we sell off the shelves, and to hang the tags for all the Halloween candy that is…
Not a Beauty Queen Just a Beautiful Me: Mcdonalds is turning me into a violent person.
So I’m in drive thru and this woman…no this old bitch was waiting. Her food was up but I was occupied and hadn’t noticed her. Either she hadn’t been waiting long. So I go to her and I could tell by her fucked up angry toad face that she was upset. So I do the usual say hello ask how she is and I’m…
USA I’m sorry but if you let Romney get elected as President the rest of the world will have no choice but to break your section of the Earth off to float in space on its own until you come to your senses
Here’s a diagram to help you understand
Lol
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